REALISME PATERNEL

QUELQUES BONNES BLAGUES POUR VOS COLLINS...

I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:          "You can have mine."

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."